妙语连珠（搞笑版）
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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